About This Shirt
Discretion is the number one priority of the No-Tell Motel. The beds are made, the rooms are clean, there's HBO, and the staff keeps a tight lip. When it comes to getting down to business, the No-Tell Motel will be sure to make sure that your business does not become someone else's business. If only Ashton Kutcher had thought of hitting up the No-Tell Motel before stepping out on Demi Moore; the courteous staff of the No-Tell would have kept his secrets secret. Ryan Reynolds would not have his handsome mug all over the tabloids if he had chosen to take Blake Lively to the No-Tell. Jude Law and Ryan Phillippe would not have been trashed in the celebrity rags had they just carried out their business at the No-Tell. Support the No-Tell Motel with your business and with this great custom design on your favorite tee shirt, tank top, or a baseball tee. Keep your business on the down-low, but keep your support for the No-Tell on your chest with this exclusive design available only at the Windy City's favorite custom tee shirt shop, Strange Cargo. With a shirt like this, everyone will know that the debauchery you have planned will remain in your memory forever and out of the tabloids.
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