About This Shirt
Electric sex gleaming in the window! Don't let Scott Farcus and his crew ruin your holiday season; celebrate this Christmas with this fragile (pronounced "frah-GEE-LEE" as it is Italian) design exclusively from Strange Cargo. You may not get that Red Ryder BB gun with a compass in the stock and that thing that tells time, but you can look good watching "A Christmas Story" for twenty-four hours straight on TBS while wearing this coveted lamp leg shirt. Triple dog dare your cousins and friends to put their tongue on a frozen pole, put on your pink bunny footie pajamas that Aunt Clara sent you, imagine how your parents will apologize and grieve after you have succumbed to soap poisoning, and keep those damn Bumpus hounds from tearing apart your Christmas dinner. Whether you're spending your holidays with extended family or with the Old Man and the immediate family, this shirt, inspired by the timeless Christmas classic, is the perfect attire for sitting around the tree, opening presents, and wondering if Santa has brought you your very own Red Ryder BB gun with a compass in the stock and that thing on it that tells time (you know, a sundial!). Get this custom tee shirt from Strange Cargo today and prepare yourself for the holiday tradition of family, food, fun, and twenty four hours of "A Christmas Story!"
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