About This Shirt
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, and this fact is demonstrated time and time again in the best of what popular culture has to offer humanity. The visually stunning and nauseatingly raunchy classic cartoon, "Ren and Stimpy," showed that the most important meal of the day is the first meal of the morning and that when riding on his back, it is important to cling tenaciously to Powdered Toast Man's buttocks. In what is unarguably the greatest breakfast scene of all time, Pee-Wee's kickass house makes him a breakfast that can't be beat, complete with toast and delicious Mr. T. cereal. "Reservoir Dogs" and "Pulp Fiction" both demonstrated that when shady gangster shit needs to get done (or if the fine points of popular culture need to be discussed), it doesn't get done without a well-balanced breakfast. Uncle Buck cooked the most kickass pancakes ever while Christina Applegate and crew showed the importance of growing up in "Don't Tell Mom the Baby-Sitter's Dead" as breakfast goes from a heap of Cap'n Crunch to delicious Belgian waffles! Ellen Ripley would agree that breakfast is important for busting xenomorphs (but dinner can be a little messy if Kane is at your table). Show how much you love the greatest meal of the day morning, noon, and night with this original design on your favorite shirt, exclusively from Strange Cargo!
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