About This Shirt
What makes America the fucking best? EVERYTHING ABOUT AMERICA! We're America! We run on Dunkin' Donuts, we love slamming a Pabst Blue Ribbon, pumping our fists in the air, and shooting Osama Bin Laden in the fucking eye! We like dumping tea in a harbor and showing the King of England how much we fucking love freedom and liberty and taxation WITH goddamn representation! Look out, red coats, because AMERICA IS ALL UP IN THIS BITCH! FUCK YEAH! You know what we've got, world? Yes, world, you're welcome for the telephone, the light bulb, crayons, beach balls, Meryl Streep, and motherfucking "Ghostbusters!" Oh, you're welcome for Superman, Batman, Spider-Man, the Avengers, and goddamn Underdog! You don't get these great ideas by sitting around and letting people tread the fuck all over you! You don't get these great inventions by sitting around and paying the fucking Stamp Tax and letting the King of England get rich off of your hard work and brilliance! No! You get to be awesome by enjoying freedom, liberty, justice, fist bumps, voting, democracy, flag-waving, bald eagles, the Second Amendment, Thomas Jefferson, and Larry Goddamn Bird! So, bleed red, white, and blue and show your abundance of patriotism with this "America - Fuck Yeah!" tee shirt from Strange Cargo, and be sure to let everyone know how much you fucking love freedom!
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