About This Shirt

The band may have been for the nerds in high school, but in the real world that hard work you put into being able to perfectly play an instrument will definitely pay off in the bedroom. When it comes to an instrument as complicated as the rusty trombone, as with any instrument, practice makes perfect! Though you will not be asked to perform a breath-taking solo in front of a crowd, your partner will thank you for the work you put into making your moment in the spotlight playing the rusty trombone a memorable one. More than a donkey punch, a Hot Carl, a blumpkin, or a nice tossed salad, your partner will appreciate your attention to your fingering and lip work. There is a time and a place for everything, and a nice evening of making love is a perfect time and place for a beautiful rusty trombone solo. Show that you are ready to show off your years of practice with this great, original tee shirt exclusively from Chicago's finest and classiest tee shirt shop, Strange Cargo. With this great image on one of our tee shirts, hooded sweatshirts, or baseball tees, people will take notice of your special talents and ask you for a solo performance!

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