Whiz Kid Shirt
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Whiz Kid Shirt

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As John Goodman once said on "Roseanne," "You drink the Big Gulp, you suffer the consequences." This Whiz Kid has learned the lessons from the endless wisdom of Dan Connor and knows that when you gotta go, you gotta go. So, ride free, cowboy. When nature calls, you have to answer. Son, when you have slammed that thirty-two ounce Coca-Cola Big Gulp, your bladder is going to reach critical mass and there is only one thing you can do about it. Find a bathroom, hit a gas station, sneak into a McDonald's "Customers Only" restroom, and do what you have to do before you look a fool. Billy Madison may have declared that peeing your pants is cool, but we live in reality, not Adam Sandler's world (thank god!). We know that peeing your pants, in fact, is not cool. So drain the strain on your bladder and live free and happy like this Whiz Kid. Get this hilarious vintage transfer on your favorite tee shirt today and let everyone know that you believe in answering the call of nature when that line from your bladder to your brain starts ringing! You can't hit ignore on that call, so be a Whiz Kid and get this shirt today!

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