Today's To Do List...Drink Beer Shirt

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When heading out for a long day of day drinking, it is important to have your priorities listed so you can make sure you are hitting all of your goals. A Saint Patrick's Day to-do list should include eating corned beef and cabbage, collecting green beads, listening to U2, slamming shots of Jameson, pounding pints of Guinness with pals, making new friends that are stumbling down Clark Street alongside you, wear a lot of green, lead a rousing cheer of "Slainte!" at your favorite pub, visit John Barleycorn, O'Hagan's, the Blarney Stone, Mullen's, Irish Oak, and River Shannon, visit the green Chicago River on this magical holiday, listen to a lot of U2, the Cranberries, and Sinead O'Connor, and, of course, the top of that list should be drink beer. Drink lots of beer. If you think you have had your fill, remember what day it is and order another pint of green beer. If you cannot keep the rest of your list straight, just remember the first thing on your list: drink beer. After a few pints of Guinness it can become difficult to remember your to-do list. In the event of alcohol-induced memory lapse, be sure to get this custom tee from Strange Cargo so you can remember this one important goal for your Saint Patrick's Day!