Smurf Playing Football Shirt

About This Shirt

Forget the Green Bay Packers! Nevermind the New England Patriots! New York Giants? Get real! When it comes to real football power, real crowd-shaking excitement, and clever plays that win the game, there is only one team that brings that kind of thunder! Yes, the greatest team since the 1972 Miami Dolphins is the Smurfs! With the agility and speed of Walter Payton, Matt Forte, Gayle Sayers, and Barry Sanders the Smurfs rush the pigskin to a touchdown with no problem whatsoever! With a quarterback that is a combination of John McMahon, Dan Marino, Aaron Rogers, John Elway, Joe Montana, and Joe "Wooly" Namath they make Tim Tebow look like an even bigger joke than he already is. There is no joking when it comes to the swagger, the talent, the force, the speed, the prowess, and the overall power of the Smurfs' football team. Sure, they aren't recognized by the National Football Association, but we're sure that once all of the hoopla surrounding Aaron Rogers, Eli Manning, Drew Brees, Julius Peppers, and Ndamukong Suh has died down, ESPN and Sports Illustrated will undoubtedly focus their attention on this great team of Smurfy players. Players like Papa Smurf, Smurfette, Hefty Smurf, and Brainy Smurf are sure to make up the next undefeated team in the National Football League. Be a cheerleader for the greatest team that is so close to the NFL, the Smurfs, with this vintage transfer on your favorite tee shirt, exclusively from Strange Cargo!