Saint Ditka Shirt

About This Shirt

He who is noble of football spirit, wise in the ways of plays, and like the archangel Michael, throws those who dare to challenge him and his Football god out of heaven and into the vast, fiery layers of the hell of loserdom. It is the sainted Michael Ditka, Da Coach, who has walked the hallowed ground of Soldier Field with his apostles Jim McMahon and Walter Payton and performed miraculous plays and even cinched the Holy Grail of a Super Bowl championship. Is it his determination, his divination or is he simply a football sensation? Whatever his holy spirit of football may be, there is no question that Iron Mike is a patron saint of football, especially in the Windy City where the Chicago Bears reign above all other sports teams. So pray to the God of Football at Soldier Field or the temple/bar of your choice on Sundays, drink libations of Old Style and eat the sweet, filling wings in tribute to the great sport of football, and always keep Saint Ditka in your heart when you watch the Chicago Bears or as you walk down the city streets. May Ditka bless you and keep you safe.