Rated X For Adults Only Shirt
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Ah, the fun of being an adult. Once you've turned eighteen you can finally buy cigarettes, gamble, and see fine X-rated films like "Midnight Cowboy," "Andy Warhol's Frankenstein," and "Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song." What an thrill it will be to be the artistic, intellectual superior in your group of friends once you have become a distinguished, classy adult with superior grown-up tastes. Once you have enjoyed these fine cinematic gems, it is time to get down to what being an adult is all about: the pornography. Once you have your pack of Marlboro and your stack of lottery tickets, it is time to enjoy Linda Lovelace in "Deep Throat," to see what exactly makes Ron Jeremy famous, to watch cheerleaders gone wild in "Debbie Does Dallas," to see Johnny Wadd in "The Boys in the Sand," and to get sinful with "The Devil In Miss Jones." Forget "The Last House On The Left," "Fritz the Cat," and other so-called "classic" movies that have to go above and beyond to get their X rating. Now that you have entered into the world of adulthood, it is time to indulge in some adult cinema. Get this great custom design from Strange Cargo on your favorite tee shirt, tank top, or baseball shirt and let everyone know that you have a distinguished, adult taste in cinema.
Guy's American Apparel Tee, Royal Blue, Small
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