Porcupine Breakfast Shirt
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About This Shirt
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, and this little spiny guy knows it. That is why you can often find this little porcupine ordering a Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity at the International House of Pancakes. Sometimes you can find him at Denny's ordering an All-American Grand Slam, enjoying some scrambled eggs and bacon with his black coffee. When he is really jonesing for some breakfast food, you can find him at the exquisite breakfast buffet at a small town Ponderosa. Nothing satisfies this little guy like a heaping order of biscuits and gravy from a Bob Evans. When he has places to be and business to take care of, this little, hungry porcupine will hit a McDonald's drive-thru and get himself a sausage biscuit sandwich, a couple of greasy hash browns, a few cartons of orange juice, some McGriddles, and the classic Egg McMuffin. Sometimes he just needs some hash brown bites, a sausage, egg and cheese Croissan Wich, Cini-Minis, and French Toast sticks. This guy cannot operate one day in his forest without the help of a hearty breakfast, and we know you love breakfast too (whether it's an early morning meal or a late night way of sobering up after a night of drinking). So get this Strange Cargo original design on your favorite tee shirt and remember that the early bird gets the worm, and the early porcupine gets the best breakfast specials.
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