Neurotic State Shirt
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Neurotic State Shirt

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So, you've finally graduated from Neurotic State. Your nails are bitten down so far they're bleeding, you haven't blinked in at least four days, your speech is stuttered and urgent, and the only reason you've managed to never gain the Freshman Fifteen is because being tense has burned every calorie you've ever consumed. You've joined the esteemed alumni of Neurotic State which includes Aunt Jackie from "Roseanne," Sheldon Cooper from "Big Bang Theory," doctors Gregory House and Niles Crane, the screaming, shaking George Costanza, Wisteria Lane's favorite red head, Bree Van de Kamp-Hodge, Betty Draper of "Mad Men," the lovable Liz Lemon, every character Woody Allen has ever played (or written for another actor that was a representation of himself), and 85% of Joan Cusack's imdb character list. This is a fine group of people to nervously associate yourself with, so do it with a paranoid, shaking, uncertain pride. Get this shirt to show that you are a proud yet nervous alumnus of Neurotic State with this clever design on your favorite tee shirt, hoodie, baseball tee, or tank top (we know, that list requires making a final decision, it's okay). Show your pride in your uncertain, panicked nature with this fantastic shirt exclusively from Chicago's hippest custom tee shirt shop, Strange Cargo.

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