Lebowski Bowlers Shirt

About This Shirt

People who believe that bowling is not an exciting sport have not seen the Cohen brothers' classic, "The Big Lebowski." In this we learned that bowling is not only an exciting sport, it's a bloodsport. We learned that on Shabbos Walter doesn't work, he doesn't drive a car, he doesn't fucking ride in a car, he doesn't handle money, he doesn't turn on the oven, and he sure as shit don't fucking roll! We also learned that if you need a toe, Walter can get you a fucking toe, dude. We learned that sometimes the biggest injustice you can bestow upon a person is pissing on a really great rug that really tied the room together. We learned that stepping over the line in bowling in a league game can result in entering a world of pain. We learned that when you hit the lanes, nobody fucks with the Jesus! We can all take comfort in the fact that the Dude abides, take comfort in the fact in knowing he's out there--The Dude, takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. "The Big Lebowski" showed us that bowling can be a pretty intense sport. So, shut the fuck up, Donny, and get this great Lebowski-inspired bowling shirt exclusively from Strange Cargo today and show the lanes that you know how to roll!