It's Blumpkin Time Shirt

About This Shirt

In her touching and heart-warming iconic comic strip "Love Is...," Kim Casali wrote that, "Love is wanting to see more of each other." Here at Strange Cargo, we believe that love is wanting to see more of each other while getting a beejer while taking a dump. Some people like the sports section to keep them occupied while taking a hearty dump. The people who take reading material to the toilet are the people who do not understand love. Those who know the beauty and glory of true love know that the best way to pass the time when taking a number two is to put down the newspaper and let yourself enjoy a good blowjob. Don't be a puritanical coward; liberate yourself from the chains of sexual oppression, Get this great custom design on your favorite tee shirt and show the world that you don't need a watch because you know exactly what time it is. It's blumpkin time, and there isn't a better time to be alive. So add this fashionable shirt to your wardrobe, put down the newspaper, grab a box of matches, and be sure to enjoy your next number two with the company of someone you love.