Handjobs For Travolta Shirt

About This Shirt

Face down, ass up, Danny Zucko is down to fuck! John Travolta, your dimpled chin, baby blue eyes, and sweet dance movies are nothing compared to your desire to get a raging handjob from a masseuse. Just as we rallied around Charlie Sheen and his love of winning, tiger blood, and being a bitchin' rock star from Mars, so should we cheer on John Travolta on his quest to get himself a decent old fashioned. There's nothing wrong with getting your needs met, just make sure they don't result in getting banned from spas, cruise ships, and massage parlors, It is also a good idea to make sure that they don't make national headlines. If the world is going to end in 2012, you might as well go out with a bang (or with a well-timed flick of the wrist). Well, John Travolta, look who's talking now about your little Vinnie Barbarino! Let's cheer on John Travolta as he is the urban cowboy looking for some Brokeback Mountain action. Get this shirt today and show the "Saturday Night Fever" star that we want him to have his handjobs, it's cool that he wants handjobs, there are plenty of guys who would love to give him handjobs: just stop harassing the people who want to work the knots out of our backs.