Green Bay Shirt

About This Shirt

The Green Bay Packers may be the champions of Super Bowl XLV, but they still suck. One Super Bowl victory does not erase all sins, Green Bay. First of all, there are those terrible foam cheese hats. Is looking like a fool required behavior from a Packers fan or is it just something they are born with? Cheesehead sounds more like a childish insult than an endearing term for a dedicated fan (and maybe Chicagoans take a little more pride in making cheesehead an insult since the White Sox fans coined the term). Their garish appearance aside, the way in which Green Bay sucks the most is that they brought us the Quarterback That Wouldn?t Retire. Brett Favre is their monster. The Packers put this evil in the National Football League and Chicago Bears fans (and football fans in general) demand an apology for this terror they have brought to our beloved sport. We are amazed Favre does not hobble out to play at the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome on a rickety old walker, yelling at kids to stay off of his damn lawn. Thanks, Packers, for a quarterback that will not leave football despite the fact that his bones are ancient and brittle. Green Bay may have had Vince Lombardi, but at no point did they have any driving force like Hurricane Ditka, a graceful speedster like Walter Payton, or a crushing titan like Dick Butkus. No, Green Bay, despite your Super Bowl victory, you will always suck.