Everybody Loves A Drunk Girl - Red Shirt

About This Shirt

Everybody loves a drunk girl! Look at how much we love Paris Hilton, a girl who in the face of a crumbling economy used her status as a multi-billionaire heiress to make us feel better by blowing thousands of dollars on lavish parties and expensive alcohol. Look how much we adore Snooki! After getting punched in the face in a bar and making a drunken spectacle of herself every week on "The Jersey Shore", we are now willing to shell out over $10,000 for Snooki to enlighten us with her wisdom in a public appearance. Lindsay Lohan has not made a movie in years, but we are all eager to find out what she has been up to out in the clubs and learn of her troubles with the law. We tuned into "American Idol" not only to see America's rising talents, but also to see Paula Abdul slur through her compliments and nearly slide out of her seat every week. Yes, we love our drunk girls so much we give them piles and piles and piles of money to keep being drunk. Let's show our drunk girls the love they deserve with this custom tee from Strange Cargo that says exactly how we all feel about our drunk girls!