Drunk Math Shirt

About This Shirt

Of all of the things on your lengthy To-Do List on Saint Patrick's Day, mathematics certainly does not make the top ten items. Keep your To-Do List simple this holiday season and stick to drinking Guinness, taking shots of Jameson, slamming pints of green beer, listening to U2 and the Cranberries, amassing strings and strings of plastic green beads, gazing in awe at the green Chicago River, enjoying yourself at a Saint Patrick's Day parade, singing a round of "When Irish Eyes Are Smiling" with new and old friends at the bars, eating cabbage, and stumbling down Clark Street to hit John Barleycorn, Mullen's, Houndstooth Saloon, Goose Island, Cubbie Bear, Dark Horse, Niesi Lounge, The Yard, and Irish Oak. Let Strange Cargo take care of the math for you with this brand new "Drunk Math" design that is just perfect for any of your Saint Patrick's Day festivities. Get this design on your favorite soccer tee, tee shirt, or hooded sweatshirt so you can be the most fashionable motherfucker stumbling from bar to bar in search for the next whiskey drink, green beer, or Irish Car Bomb. Get this new design exclusively from Strange Cargo today and be the first in your crew ready for your Saint Patrick's Day drinking bonanza!