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About This Shirt
When you step into a party, you have a whole new group of people that are eager to meet, greet, and drink with you. However, with any party, there is an eclectic mix of people surrounding you and spilling their drinks on your favorite party shirt. There are people there who want to tell you your music taste sucks, the movies you like are stupid, and then try to bang your girlfriend. These are the people who bring up politics and religion in the wrong social setting just to start a fight. These people are called "douchebags," and you want to know where they are before you get trapped in a conversation with one. The problem with douchebags is that they are not always easy to identify. Not all douchebags scream, "I suck ass!" like Rick Santorum, Michele Bachmann, Dane Cook, Charlie Sheen, Tom Cruise, Donald Trump, Jay Leno, Axl Rose, Mel Gibson, Snooki, Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, John Boehner, Mitt Romney, Glen Beck, Carlos Zambrano, John Edwards, Dick Cheney, and Pat Buchanan. Not everyone is an obvious hipster or dubstep douchebag. If you want to help save the party and be the hit of the group, get this great shirt so you can stand near the douchebags and identify them, saving everyone from the horror and the pain of an agonizing conversation with a total douchebag. Stand near the douchebags to let everyone know where they are and watch your popularity skyrocket!
Guy's American Apparel Tee, White, Small
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