Beer + Chicago Football Equals Happiness Shirt

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You do not need any complicated algebraic equations to solve this simple bit of Chicago math. At no point will y = mx + b let you know that combining Jay Cutler and the boys of Soldier Field with a delicious, frosty Old Style is the equivalent of happiness. Forget everything you ever learned from your high school geometry teacher; there is not way to measure the diameter of awesome. You will not find this truth on a kindergartner's math flash card, you will only find it in your heart. You will find it on a Sunday morning tuning into see Lance Briggs sack opposing players. You will find the truth on a Monday night when Devon Hester makes the Roadrunner's antics look like amateur hour. You will certainly find it in every play divinely executed by Matt Forte. We also cannot leave out the Chicago Bears legacy that has brought us happiness: Walter Payton?s agility and speed, the sheer power of the Fridge, and, of course, the godliness that is Mike Ditka. Chicago knows the meaning of life: it is our sports. Though the White Sox and the Cubs divide us, the Chicago Bears unite us through their determination, through the dedicated coaching of Lovie, and their thirst for another taste of Super Bowl glory. Combine that with a Pabst Blue Ribbon and you have found inner peace, happiness, and nirvana.