2 Hand Touch Football Shirt

About This Shirt

Ah, the classic game of two-hand touch football. It is a sport of children and sport of kings...well, kings who are not very good at football and do not want to get hurt. Why, this regal leisurely game is often played by stunning young men with chiseled features who keep their freshly-cleaned argyle sweaters knotted about their shoulders while relaxing in Hyannis Port, Massachusetts at the Kennedy Compound. It is the perfect form of football for those of us who do not wish to have their perfect wave of hair mangled in the violent nature of a tackle. Yes, two-hand touch football, a great warm-up activity for those who watch actual football (you know, the one with Jay Cutler, shoulder pads and tackling). So, before you tune into watch the Chicago Bears crush a puny opposing team on the frozen tundra of Soldier Field, be sure to get out and get some grass stains playing some two-hand touch in this sporty tee from Strange Cargo! Do not worry if you get a touch tackle, just chug another Old Style and get rowdy before Lovie and the boys hit the field.